With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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