He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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