But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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