Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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