She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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