yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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