David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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