I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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