how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Even my vagina gasped.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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