i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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