How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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