How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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