I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
