Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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