Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize