I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
