If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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