Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize