You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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