I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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