what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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