I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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