Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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