oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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