do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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