You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Shame is for Republicans.
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