That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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