Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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