in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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