his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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