Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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