All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Dear god my vagina.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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