Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
