I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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