Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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