I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Hippo gnu deer
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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