Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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