Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Drunk is not a location!
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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