Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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