your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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