butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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