It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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