but the lizard people decide everything anyway
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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