Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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