How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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