anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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