butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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