I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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