there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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