I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
