We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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