i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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