i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Houston, we have a blender
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
