I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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