I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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