I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
